."RE: What we were talking about before....Black #$%@ destroying Asian #%$$@

I know that whoever is reading this is going "What in the living hell is this about?!!!"

Well what I'm talking about is Spam.
No, not the delicious hot, or cold mystery meat that you get in an aluminum can. I'm talking about the detritus that litters our inboxes, and steals our left socks when we take them to the wash. (well maybe not the sock, but it sure as hell takes up a hell of a lot of server space!)

From personal experience, a bulk of the spam that is normally received end up being porn. (At least in MY inbox, but I'm absolutely sure everyone else gets it too. Right?)

Ever had one of those days where you're trying to explain to someone that "Re: anal Twats eating hairy bush" WASN'T something you were actually talking to someone about?
My buddy Nate actually brought this subject up the other day as an idea for my blog. Why in the hell would we possibly send someone an email with a title like this? As if our email space isn't filled up enough with the other crap that comes in, we have to deal with crap that we normally really wouldn't like to see one a day to day basis. (I'm up for porn and all, but NOT when i'm checking my email at work!)

Think about it. Every day, millions of Spam emails are sent out and resent like clockwork. You email box is basically a junk folder just waiting to happen!
There you are scrolling through the hundreds of useless emails about mortgages, free IPods, and spyware scanners when you're suddenly hit smack in the face with an email that tries to make you look like a dirty bitch! To make things worse, they have to try to make it look like a REPLY to an email YOU might have sent!
I can just imaging someone opening their mailbox to the title of "Re: Anal Destruction" only to hear one of those "OHMYFUCKINGODWAITTILLTHEOTHERSHEARABOUTTHIS" sounds that precedes the turning of the rumor mill. (Looks like someone is going to be pretty popular around the water cooler for a couple of months. At least until the Secretary/Boss scandal becomes hot topic again!)

Well, as my buddy Nate likes to say, "I didn't/wouldn't send emails to people about blondes, their tiny cunts, and gigantic black boners tearing them apart."
So follow his example and "Just Say NO to Spam!" (editor: unless it's the food!)

Coming up Next week: "Spam, and the idiots that fall for it!"