New list! Things to remember for the next move
Managed to help my buddy Nic move from Deland over to his new premesis at Daytona Beach.
(literally 5 mins away from my apartment! WHOOOOOO. Break out the jammies! anime marathons "for teh win!").
I was sitting there panting and sweating all over their just moved couch (sorry Siob and Nic!), when i got to thinking about several things i'll have to keep in mind for my next move.
Hakai's Mental Notes of Moving:
1.) Do not place books into the largest boxes which you currently have allotted for moving.
Reason: Books are heavy as SHIT. Large boxes simply make them heavier.
2.) Making fun of women's underwear while carrying a dresser that is taped shut and holding said articles is oddly entertaining.
3.) "Particulates" sound nasty when thinking about drinking water
4.) Bandana tied to a sweaty forehead will rub off color to said forehead. Jokes about blue foreheads will ensue.
5.)Vegans have a LOT of food in the fridge......espeically when moving
6.) When renting a U-Haul......insurance......NEVER GO WITHOUT.
7.) Parked and stationary U-Hauls are apparently hard to see for other drivers when backing up. (They are apparently so big, that they blend in with the background scenery......)
8.) When run into, U-Haul hubs caps can punch a neat looking circle right onto the back of a car.
9.) When returning a rented U-Haul, don't forget the receipt.
10.) Thin crust vegitarian pizzas = l33t!!!11111!!!!!!
The following formula represents the workload balancing which will occur when the following conditions are present.
1 male + 1 female = 1 couple moving things
2 males + 2 females = 4 people moving things
4 males + 2 females = 2 females "supervising" 4 males moving things
1 female + 1 male + "death threat if shoes fall out of hanging organizer" = 1 REALLY careful male moving shoes to truck
2 males + act of transporting a dresser of women's underwear = 1 embarassed female and 2 oddly entertained males
3 pizzas + 4 males + 2 females = 0 pizza + 6 content people
(literally 5 mins away from my apartment! WHOOOOOO. Break out the jammies! anime marathons "for teh win!").
I was sitting there panting and sweating all over their just moved couch (sorry Siob and Nic!), when i got to thinking about several things i'll have to keep in mind for my next move.
Hakai's Mental Notes of Moving:
1.) Do not place books into the largest boxes which you currently have allotted for moving.
Reason: Books are heavy as SHIT. Large boxes simply make them heavier.
2.) Making fun of women's underwear while carrying a dresser that is taped shut and holding said articles is oddly entertaining.
3.) "Particulates" sound nasty when thinking about drinking water
4.) Bandana tied to a sweaty forehead will rub off color to said forehead. Jokes about blue foreheads will ensue.
5.)Vegans have a LOT of food in the fridge......espeically when moving
6.) When renting a U-Haul......insurance......NEVER GO WITHOUT.
7.) Parked and stationary U-Hauls are apparently hard to see for other drivers when backing up. (They are apparently so big, that they blend in with the background scenery......)
8.) When run into, U-Haul hubs caps can punch a neat looking circle right onto the back of a car.
9.) When returning a rented U-Haul, don't forget the receipt.
10.) Thin crust vegitarian pizzas = l33t!!!11111!!!!!!
The following formula represents the workload balancing which will occur when the following conditions are present.
1 male + 1 female = 1 couple moving things
2 males + 2 females = 4 people moving things
4 males + 2 females = 2 females "supervising" 4 males moving things
1 female + 1 male + "death threat if shoes fall out of hanging organizer" = 1 REALLY careful male moving shoes to truck
2 males + act of transporting a dresser of women's underwear = 1 embarassed female and 2 oddly entertained males
3 pizzas + 4 males + 2 females = 0 pizza + 6 content people
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